Not a single person alive hates Justin Beiber more than Drake fucking Bell and it’s perfect
Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
if i don’t talk to myself who will
there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like
Sherlock, you are going to tell me how you did it? How you jumped off that building and survived. You know my methods, John. I am known to be indestructible. No, but seriously. When you were dead, I went to your grave. I should hope so. I made a little speech. I actually spoke to you. I know. I was there. I asked you for one more miracle. I asked you to stop being dead.
I heard you.
Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.
THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS
Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.
Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.
Martha Stewart having a Taco Bell bean burrito and drinking a 40-ounce beer.
CULTURAL ICON.
